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They love nothing better than sipping free trade gourmet coffee leafing through the Sunday New York Times and listening to David Sedaris on NPR ideally all at the same time Apple products indie music food co ops and vintage T shirts make them weak in the knees They believe they’re uniue yet somehow they’re all exactly the same talking about how they “get” Sarah Silverman’s “subversive” comedy and Wes Anderson’s “droll” films They’re also down with diversity and up on all the best microbrews breakfast spots foreign cinema and authentic sushi They’re organic ironic and do not own TVs You know who they are They’re white people And they’re here and you’re gonna have to deal Fortunately here’s a book that investigates explains and offers advice for finding social success with the Caucasian persuasion So kick back on your IKEA couch and lose yourself in the ultimate guide to the unbearable whiteness of being


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    94 GoodreadsGoodreads combines many of the things white people like They can hang out on the internet talk to people who have similar views on Sarah Palin and climate change feel their liberal arts degree is useful for something and put down other white people while pretending to have pleasant conversations with them The very best part though is being able to show everyone the books they've read If a white person has read a book they really want all the other white people to know they've read it but if they make a habit of saying Oh I've read The Brothers Karamazov every time there's a break in the conversation they run the risk of looking like pretentious idiots On Goodreads they can list every book they've ever even opened from Sally Dick and Jane to Ulysses without anyone saying a word against them Sweet In fact they can do even better than this If a white person is willing to spend an hour paraphrasing something they skimmed last week in the New York Times they can call it a review post it and collect votes from other white people For some reason white people think these votes are valuable especially when the person who voted leaves a comment You can turn this to your advantage If you want to progress your relationship with a white person who posts on Goodreads all you need to do is vote for one of their reviews Leave a comment saying that the review is very beautiful and reminded you so much of a novel in your own language but unfortunately it's not available in English translation By the third time you do this you will be one of the white person's best friends and be able to ask them for small favors Be careful however not to let them give you any books You may think you are getting a good deal since they are free but they will be extremely boring and you are also going to get tested on their contents